There have been better books, to be honest. (Insert smooth transition to book wishlist.)
She/her/they/them * Welcome, lovelies!
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch
This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.
"what do you want to do with your life?"
Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
Okay but please consider Richard Ayoade as Aziraphale
And Noel Fielding as Crowley
They even sound like them when they’re drunk:
And the chemistry between them
Oh, the chemistry
P L E A S E
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
If i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
Pretty much constantly.
In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge, and green, and glorious, with shiny, healthy, lustrous leaves.
This was because, once a week, Crowley went around the flat with a green plastic plant mister spraying the leaves, and talking to the plants….
Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.
What he did was put the fear of God into them.
More precisely, the fear of Crowley.
In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt, or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the plants. “Say goodbye to your friend,” he’d say to them. “He just couldn’t cut it…”
Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.
The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.