A Time of Magic
I am a long, open book. This is me translated from a novel with many a flowery tangent to a picture book with many a crayon scribble.
There have been better books, to be honest. (Insert smooth transition to book wishlist.)
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She/her/they/them * Welcome, lovelies!


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47 minutes ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 39,124 notes
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vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

1 hour ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 181,249 notes

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

1 hour ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 134,111 notes
saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

1 hour ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 14,198 notes

thebackyardigans:

"what do you want to do with your life?"

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2 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 4,892 notes

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 76,877 notes

staniamstan:

Okay but please consider Richard Ayoade as Aziraphale

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And Noel Fielding as Crowley

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Please

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consider

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They even sound like them when they’re drunk:

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And the chemistry between them

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Oh, the chemistry

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P L E A S E

5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 1,339 notes
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ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

8 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 372,003 notes

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

9 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 57,835 notes
I see your picture and in that picture I didn’t see you.
Santosh Kalwar, Obscurity
11 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 3,121 notes

cosplay-gamers:

Dragon Age II - Flemeth Cosplay by MonoAbel

Photography by Dzeta&Aiger

12 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 1,193 notes

kablizzy:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

Pretty much constantly.

13 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 27,148 notes

In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge, and green, and glorious, with shiny, healthy, lustrous leaves.

This was because, once a week, Crowley went around the flat with a green plastic plant mister spraying the leaves, and talking to the plants….

Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.

What he did was put the fear of God into them.

More precisely, the fear of Crowley.

In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt, or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the plants. “Say goodbye to your friend,” he’d say to them. “He just couldn’t cut it…”

Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.

The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.

Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
13 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 916 notes
It wasn’t a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that’s the weather for you.
Good Omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman 
13 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 1,540 notes